IM GOING HOST
i lauGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE OMFG
I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan
I am an american and I had no idea thank
I am british and I had no idea thank
(Source: shoryukenme, via princejakers)
only REAL 90s KIDS REMEMBER
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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
We should kiss right now at this party
No that is a super dumb idea
*kisses her anyway*
That was dumb of you
We should get married right now
We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
*immediately kills himself*
For fucks sake.
a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him
love how this is gonna look on my blog
IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!
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fandoms teach us lots of valuable lessons:
don't have a crush
don't go to school
Five nights at Freddy's:
don't get a job
American horror story:
don't live in a house
Kill la kill:
My anaconda will consider it
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
This is a koi mermaid I designed to accompany this sweetie uvu
(Source: kiwiggle, via cooking-bunny)
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.